Etre drôle en anglais, c'est un métier. Ca a même un nom : Columnist.

You study in Caen, far away from your family and you feel lost and lonely during the week  ? Don’t worry! Twisto can adopt you and take care of you. He will be always there for you, or he almost will.

Yes, Sometimes Twisto makes you wait as if your grandmother had forgetten you at school , leaving you alone in the cold and without snack. Awful, but nobody is perfect you know.  If you forgive grandma for being confused, you can also forgive Twisto for being disturbed.. It’s not his fault, it’s snowing! With family, it’s good to be forgiving!

 Besides, Twisto can take on the role of your sister. If you miss love and you want to be covered with hugs... He has a solution for you : Take a tram around 7.30 A.M. I swear, it’s efficient and totally free!

Be careful! If you want a family, you have to take the better and the worse, like boring mum, for instance. If you are late you can count on your mother’s reproaches. Indeed,  there is a driver change at St Pierre, only if you’re late to go to the university. Do you already notice the sadistic smile from the driver who is leaving the tram like to say : “you deserved it ! Next time, you’ll go to bed earlier!”?

Obviously, there is no family without a moralistic dad… And you can trust him to be there for you like others. When you are tired and confused, there are always strong brakes shaking you.. Strange, isn’t it?

Actually you can have a family with 30€ a month. And the good news ? If you’re fed up with it, you can just.. walk!

Faire rire sa prof d'anglais de bon coeur dès 8h le matin, ça n'a pas prix. Pour tout le reste...